oh god oh god oh god oh god

if I don't take a moment
to let my mind go some place other than where it's supposed to go
then I am going to go certifiably insane

I think we all have a profound need for distraction
and to think that we can stay uniformly constantly consistently focused on the task at hand
is
annoyingly stupidly preposterously ridiculously limited

taking a break
can give you insight
taking a break
can give you strength
perspective
energy
fresh ideas
a visit to the loo

being too serious all the time?
you end up not being funny, very fast
and i'm sorry
but being funny might not be the end-all be-all for everyone
but in my book it is
because it is what keeps you young at heart
and your mind racingly alive
and not that you have to be funny all the time
but you've got to see the flip flop side of things
and not get bogged down in the nitty gritty, the one dimensional
I guarantee, that the higher you move up the ladder
the dopier you become
because seriousness comes with greater responsibilities
and the more responsibilities, the less fun, the less funny you can be
so...
you can take your upgrades and your promotions and your hierarchical success story
i'd rather take baby steps
that lead to pointlessness and random mayhem
than heavy brows and overcaffeinated stiletto jeri curled hairdos
no thanks, thank you very much