note to self

I need to write some story
about a person who can't end a conversation
whether it's email or text or whatever

person A: well thank you it's been really nice talking with you
person B: yes, nice talking with you too
person A: thank you, I really appreciate you taking the time to explain this to me
person B: it's no problem. I wish you the best of luck.
person A: thank you. that's really nice. see you again sometime
B: sure thing.
A: ok, well you take care now.
B: I will, you too.
A: and don't forget to stay in touch.
B: I won't. you too. it's been too long. we really need to - life is too short.
A: it is, isn't it. let's make a point to really stay in touch.
B: you're right. let's not just say it, let's do it.
A: ok, then, well you take care. i'll talk to you later.
B: ok, me too you too.
A: alright, god it's hard to say goodbye sometimes. ok, you first.
B: no no. you need to end this conversation first. i'll wait until you end it, and then I will end it too.
A: no, I like to be the last one who talks so let me have the last word.
B: hey, let's end this at the same time.
A: ok.
B: ok then. 1 - 2 - 3
A: go!
B: go!
A: ok goodbye!
B: bye!
A: it's been real.
B: a real long time!
A: go now!
B: I will! you go too!
A: ok, i'm gone.
B: no, you're not.
A: yes, I am. stop reading this. just pretend i'm gone and then i'll go.
B: ok.
A: alright then, go.
B: ok. bye!
A: are you still there?
B:
A: hello?
B:
A: ok good then. finally
B:
A:
B:
A:
B: bye
A: I KNEW you were still there!
B: GOOOOOO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: ok, asta muchacha
B: ciao bella